Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Saturday, 12 September 2015

Meat Ban

Hey bro! Did You hear about the recent meat ban in Maharashtra? Asked Sam
Yeah Bro who didn't? Mick replied.
But Bro is it right? Vegetarians deciding what should non-vegans eat? Ok I understand they are doing it for a particular community,but still if they can ignore animal slaughter for the other days of the year,they should have no problem for those four days too,said Sam.
Sam,sam,sam, you're one dumb fella! You think they are doing it for a particular community? Hahaha! They are doing this for their goddamn vote-bank,same goes for those morons protesting against the ban by cooking chicken in front of their community's club. That was utterly inhumane,Mick replied.
Oh yes! I never thought of that aspect,it makes complete sense,but still don't you think we can live without meat for 4-5 days? Asked Sam.
Bro,it's not about whether we non-vegetarians can't live without meat for 4-5 days or not,it's about our freedom. The government has no right to decide what we should eat,wear,watch or do. We live in a democratic country we have the right to do whatever we want,provided it isn't illegal or something like that. If the believes of a particular community stop them from doing something,they shouldn't do it and try to ignore it if it's happening someplace else. They have absolutely no right from stopping the people of other communities or people who have different ideas from doing it,that's a moronic and cheap thing to do,but sam who are we to talk about what humans do? We are Dogs after all, I am pretty sure our master has a big stock of non-vegetarian dog food left or else he will manage to feed us meat somehow. Mind it,we live in a rich politician's house and he won't ignore the health of dogs who are responsible for his security.
~Shayon

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Wednesday, 2 September 2015

Society: The Guide which we all need

Are you planning on becoming a writer,painter or an artist?
Then stop thinking about it right now. Have you ever imagined what your neighbors and relatives will say about you? Have you thought what image of you will be created in the society? Do you want your relatives and neighbors to taunt you directly or indirectly by asking their children to study hard iof they don't want to become like you?
Are you a girl and want to wear those tight t-shirt and jeans? Do you want to wear that skirt or half denims you brought recently? Do you want to go to a late night party or get drunk or high or do you wanna smoke?
Don't you dare even think of it. You're a girl,you should wear traditional clothes,learn to cook food,stay in the house and learn some basic chores like washing and stitching clothes AND the most important of all DON'T talk with boys if it's not necessary. If you don't want to follow these above things be ready to be branded as an uncultured girl or even a slut. The choice is yours.
Wait! What? You're not a Doctor,Engineer,CA or a MBA graduate and you're a writer or painter or photographer who earns 10-15k p/m? But you're happy with what you're? Are you insane? Who the fuck cares of your happiness? Your only job is to earn 50k+ every month. If you earn less than that and you're an artist then you're also a drunk,smoker,drug addict and a disgrace to your parents. Your article or painting getting published in some newspaper or magazine is nothing in comparison to a degree from some IIT or AIIMS or IIM or a CA's license.
Don't you dare follow your dreams! Don't you dare do anything unconventional or something modern and untraditional. Because if you do so the society will be there for the moral policing and lecturing.
In the end I would request you to be mainstream,traditional and do what your relative's or neighbor's son or daughter is doing. And girls don't go out of your house alone at late night. If something bad happens it would be your fault only.
;)
~Shayon

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