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Thursday, 6 August 2015

13 Funny Dialogues of Every Indian School Teacher

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13 Funny Dialogues of Every 

Indian School Teacher



We all love our teachers, don’t we? Now that we have grown up, we understand their importance more and so dearly miss them. There are some typical dialogues and antics that perhaps every teacher of our country must have in common. Let us read those tickling dialogues and remember our lovely teachers.

1. Why are you late for class?

(I was watching TV late at night then woke up late but was still sleepy so missed my bus for school. Reasonable enough?)

image source /Aamir Khan Productions

2. Did you forget to have your food? Then how did you forget to bring your book?

(That’s because my homework doesn’t make my stomach growl.)

image source /Aamir Khan Productions

3. No talking in the class!

(Then please let us outside so that we can continue our interesting chat) :) :)

image source /Fox star Studios

4. I want pin drop silence in the class. Phew!! :)

(Do you want us to shut up or do you want us to drop pins? Please be clear.)

image source /Fox star Studios

5. Bring your own pencils and erasers. No borrowing. (OK. But can I borrow a pen instead?)

image source /Eros International

6. Get the copies from the staff room. (Yeah sure. And then distribute them too, isn’t it?)

image source /Aamir Khan Productions

7. One boy and one girl on one bench.

(Of course miss. Whatever you say! ;))

image source /Dharma Productions/ Yash Raj Films

8. Why isn’t your work complete? Were you busy doing ‘jhadu-poccha’ at your home?

(No miss. I was busy watching ducktales.)

image source /Fox star Studios

9. Who will make a chart for the classroom?

(You really think we want to?!! We only raise our hands to impress you!)

image source /Aamir Khan Productions

10. Why do you want to go to the toilet?

(Really? You want to know?)

image source /Fox star Studios

11. Talk in English or you will be fined. (OMG!)

images source /Eros International

12. Give me your parents’ numbers. (Oh ho! What to do now?!!)

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13. Go stand in front of the principal’s office! (Oh shit! The ultimate weapon unleashed!)

image source /Fox star Studios

And if you come late to the class..this angry look!

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